No guest! No Jesse! Double brackets! Have we gone mad? Yes! Long ago, and it has nothing to do with this episode! [BRACKET!] goes off the darn chain with both Best Girl Scout Cookie and Best Best. Only one winner can move forward to the Tournament of Champions VII! John reveals his romantic attraction to hotel rooms, Greg explains his bitterness toward Buzzfeed, and Cullen is getting the best the best the best the best of you.