HEY YOU JERKS:

Since day one you've been pestering us with ideas for bracket topics. They're almost universally awful. But in the interest of pandering to an audience of rubes and schmucks, we are putting up a form where you may submit potential show ideas for us to consider, and then laugh at. There's almost no chance we'll use your topic, but IF WE DO, we will give you credit in the episode. Thanks!